Cast away your worries and just "float"

It may still be the first of April, but this boat deal is no hoax. My buddy Fred is downsizing. So here is your chance to make a break for the high seas (not too high, anyways, let's not get carried away now, shall we?) and live the dream. Got spare time cuz ya lost a job or two? Put some elbow grease and a motor into this baby and you are set to take that vacation you always wanted - and now miraculously have all the time in the world to plan. Happy Boating Days are here again! Call us when you get out of the harbor!

(At least Fred didn't just let his craft go adrift in the Puget Sound - Check out this article in the NY Times - amazing!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/01/business/01boats.html